liljenkins

liljenkins:

1. Only make fun of white people, other races might get offended

2. Straight is the only sexuality that you can make fun of, because everybody knows that if a whole bunch of gay people make fun of straight people, there’ll be less homophobes

3. Women are off limits, but don’t hesitate to make…

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5. Hate sports. You have to despise them. Make sure to tell anyone who plays that it’s a silly waste of time and that they should be doing more important things like sitting hunched over their computer for hours on end

6. Find clever ways to justify being lazy. Explore new ways to complain and talk about how unfair school is. Maybe someday people will actually care

RULES 4 TUMBLR

1. Only make fun of white people, other races might get offended

2. Straight is the only sexuality that you can make fun of, because everybody knows that if a whole bunch of gay people make fun of straight people, there’ll be less homophobes

3. Women are off limits, but don’t hesitate to make fun of men. It will put them in their place and make men and women more equal

4. Last rule. Very important. Never ever ever make fun of suicide or rape! Killing people is free game though, because it’s common knowledge that rape is waaaaaaay worse than murder